Dear ~Jermmgirl,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but purple hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub outside of your office and I saw you sit on your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that I only get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your neighbor’s dog as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
go milk a cow,
~Itachei


Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you talk to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue -
Red - our affair is over
White - I'm a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater
Black - our romance is over
Green - our socks don't match
Grey - you're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - your nostrils are insulting
Brown - the mafia wants you
No Shirt - purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other - I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - that night you picked your nose
February - when I quoted Forrest Gump
March - when your dwarf bit me
April - when I tripped on peanut butter
May - when I finally changed my underwear
June - when you put cuffs on me
July - when I saw the purple monkey
August - when you smacked my ass
September - last year when you peed your pants
October - when we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - when your dog humped my leg
December - when I threw up in your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - in your apartment
Chicken - in your car
Pasta - outside of your office
Hamburgers - under the bus
Salad - as you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - in your closet
Kebab - with Jean Chrétien
Seafood - in a clown suit
Sandwiches - at the Elton John concert
Pizza - at the mental hospital
Hot Dog - under a street light
Other- with George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - ignore
Red - put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - knock out
Purple - pour syrup on
White - carve your initials into
Grey - pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - castrate
Pink - pull the pants off of
Barefoot - sit on
Other - drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - my boyfriend
White - my father
Grey - the Catholic Priest
Brown - the Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - my knee caps
Blue - my salt-beef bucket
Yellow - my illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other - the elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - senile
Heroes - frostbitten
Lost - high
Simpsons- cowardly
The news - scarred
American Idol - masochistic
Family Guy - open
Top Model - middle-class
Other - shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - how awful you are
Sad - how boring you are
Bored - that I only get turned on by garbage men
Angry - that your smell makes me vomit
Depressed - that we’re related
Excited - that I may pee my pants
Nervous - the middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - that your Ford sucks
Apathetic - that you need a sex-change
Silly - that I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - that Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - that your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - your toe ring
Yellow - your love letters to me
Red - the pictures from Vegas
Black - your pet rock
Blue - the couch cushions
Green - your car
Orange - your false teeth
Brown - your nose hair clippers
Grey - our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - the cut toenails
Other - your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - my virginity
C/D - your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - your neighbor’s dog
G/H - the oil tank from your car
I/J - your left ear
K/L - the results of that blood-sample
M/N - your glass eye
O/P - my common sense
Q/R - your collection of butterflies
S/T - your mom
U/V - your criminal record
W/X - your suicide note
Y/Z - your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - love your sweet, sweet armpits
C/D - always will remember the pep talks
E/F - never will forget that night
G/H - will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J - mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - hate your cooking
M/N - told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - always wanted to break your legs
U/V - will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z - am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine - our friendship is ruined
Soft drink - I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda - I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - the apartment building is on fire
Water - I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider - I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice - you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water - you should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate - your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer - thanks for the Cocaine
Other - you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - warm tingly sensations
Australia - greetings to your frog Leonard
France - love always
Spain - with tears of sadness
China - you make me sick
Germany - please don’t hurt me
Japan - go milk a cow
Greece - your everlasting enemy
USA - best of luck on the sex change
Egypt - kiss my butt
England - go drown yourself

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Thingies I need to do. (I REALLY MUST DO THIS D: )

The First 5 people to reply to this will get a fully coloured picture of any character they choose.
The catch is, I won't add you to 'THE LIST', until you offer this in your Journal .




'THE LIST'

1.=BratGothGirl - Tsukiko sketch- lineart- colouring- (need to upload it soon...)
3.~Jermmgirl - Roxas and Axel chibis sketch-0% lineart-0% colouring-0%
5.~CuteButEvilMarcy - Marcy sketch-0% lineart-0% colouring-0%


EDIT: ugh, still have not done dis yet >.<

The Organization XIII



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things I need to do.

-colour coloured people 2.5/7
-do 'LIST' 2.5/5
-draw Rei sketch- lineart-0% colouring-0%
-art trade for ~animenarutochobits15 sketch-50% lineart-0% colouring-0%

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